extraordinary-british-gentleman:

weedhitler:

fun prank: replace your kid’s weed with opposite weed so when they smoke it it makes them go to business school and get a degree in lawyer

Ah yes a degree in lawyer.

astudyinabluebox:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

sloppyninja:

This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.

wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it

hogwalz Is the Greatest

borinq:

milkchoclety:

borinq:

How the fuck is it 2014 tomorrow

it’s December 31st tomorrow…2014 begins on January 1st 12:00am

Hello friend I am from England and right now it is 2:20am on 31st of December. In glad to educate you on time zones

cockkkkkkkk:

oxfordcommaenglishdramas:

I Wanna Be Yours (Acoustic) - Arctic Monkeys

I need to have sex to this

evangayleon:

trust-me-im-adoctor:

Her voice is like silk

truth be told, this is the most beautiful song ive heard in a long time

to be honest, i think this version is much better than the original. her voice just sounds so powerful.

Aaron Paul being confused by fashion

radtracks:

no. 1 party anthem // arctic monkeys

call off the search for your soul, or put it on hold again
she’s having a sly indoor smoke
and she calls the folks who run this her oldest friends
sipping a drink and laughing at imaginary jokes
as all the signals are sent, her eyes invite you to approach
and it seems as though those lumps in your throat
that you just swallowed have got you going

100percentgarbage:

Hey, this album is actually living up to the hype…I love it!