congragulation:

WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year

rcah:

gotitforcheap:

rise

the dog is all like “not now human, not this shit again” 

blackpantherprincess:

neopetsvevo:

on yo mans dick like

im fucking cyrimng

dirkitty:

I CNAT HANDEL THSI OFH WHAT H HW WHDUFUCK

floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

railroadsoftware:

im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 

krisjener:

i hope santa doesn’t put coal in too many children’s stockings this year it’s a non-renewable source of energy and we need to think about the future of our planet

heatmor:

ITS 5 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS WAHT THE FUCK WHEN DID DECEMBER EVEN HAPPEN WHAT 

magicalmischief:

When a teacher sends you to take something to another room

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#shout out to my vagina for not giving anything away

pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

penis-hilton:

tylerchokely:

rihannoyed:

taking off your clothes like

the picture won’t load but I assume this is “surprise bitch”

yeah