gyx:

                         horny

              horny      ^        horny

     horny               |                 horny

horny                   o ———->           horny

      horny                                 horny

            horny                   horny

                          horny

good heavens look at the time

miss-hudsun:

kennexis:

Life is a disappointment

Oh no what happened? :(

I dropped my chicken nuggets on the floor

elocuencia:

#beyonces girl gang

Is that destiny’s child?

Important rule of tumblr: don’t post any opinions ever because then people get offended and start calling you names like little 5 year olds

Somedays I think I look really nice

I was in physics class and I got in trouble for taking this picture.

damntribbles:

Welcome to Cocoa’s first follow forever! So I’m basically just a pile of dirt and I don’t know how you guys even like me, but there’s 1,400 of you losers following me and I love you all and I will probably forget people and cry about it but yeah here goes nothing (even if you’re not on this list, i still love you with all of my heart). graphic done by the fab kim uwu

A-D

acciofinnicks, acciokirk, boldlygothere, boldlysnowing, bonesjim, boneslegendaryhands, bonesmcoy, bruceykinns, captainist, cchapels, charkov, chirpchirpov, christmascardassian, dammitspawk, deforestkeley, drbonersmccoy, driftingipsy

E-L

fantasticspock, finnickswand, fuckderek, fuckjimkirk, geiiszler, hiddlespinebatch, humanalmost, icevulcan, idiotkennex, imastarwreck, jamestfrost, jchnkennex, jimkirksapple, jimmitdamn, jimykirk, jimyspock, jonkennx, kennexed, kennexis, kennnex, khantelope, kickthekili, kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk, kirktain, kirk-here, kirk-to-entrprise, kirktoyourspock

M-P

mckirkov, merrynewt, merrymckirk, mirrorsulu, mirrorversemckirk, misterdata, nyyota, ofkennex, ofstarfleets, phaserbeams, pointy-earedbastard, princesulu

Q-Z

queenaragorn, queenspocko, quintonym, ravatarkorra, reindorian, sinister-bones, sircharlieday, snowtroi, snowwhitelaw, spirkism, spockcicles, spockifi, starshipsandsuperheroes, toboldlyfuck, tomfuckinmison, vulcanwinters, warpcores, whitelawpine, xenolinguistically, zheenterprize

Hey ho it’s Christmas time, all set with my big sweater and my Christmas tree. All that’s missing is someone to cuddle.

unimpressed2chainz:

i hope all of you get to makeout w/ someone hot at a shitty party while one of these new arctic monkeys tracks plays in the background

so i went to the nurses office about my sleeping problems and she was asking me typical nurse questions and finally she was just like “are you sexually active” and I said yes and she just kind of gave me this look and said “masturbation doesn’t count you realise?” and thats the story of how I was burned by my school’s nurse.

•Beam me up Scotty
•Doge meme
•Use the force, Luke

AWKWARD SELFIE TIME
I’m still trying to get the whole vamp look down so the makeups kinda off

wamerbros:

If I’m trying to talk to you please don’t ignore me and just start to talk to someone else

the-name-is-sherlock-holmes:

the-name-is-sherlock-holmes:

what happens when chemists die

they barium 

I’m so sorry to anybody that followed me back then oh god

wamerbros:

Wee’ kitty meets it’s new flatmate for the first time (aka we introduced Yoda to our older cat Zoe)