I wonder what kind of memes tumblr will have this year
Important rule of tumblr: don’t post any opinions ever because then people get offended and start calling you names like little 5 year olds

Hey ho it’s Christmas time, all set with my big sweater and my Christmas tree. All that’s missing is someone to cuddle.
so i went to the nurses office about my sleeping problems and she was asking me typical nurse questions and finally she was just like “are you sexually active” and I said yes and she just kind of gave me this look and said “masturbation doesn’t count you realise?” and thats the story of how I was burned by my school’s nurse.
