grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

brendonsforehead:

life hack: stop getting offended by everything

officialrichardnixon:

facts that cannot be disputed

• ur cute as heck
• ur very important
• ur laugh is really cute oh my god
• ur a perfect version of yourself

heatmor:

ITS 5 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS WAHT THE FUCK WHEN DID DECEMBER EVEN HAPPEN WHAT 

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#shout out to my vagina for not giving anything away

releasings:

my favourite hobby is not wearing pants

pureironimpala:

three word horror story: The beep test

andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

loushirolls:

boys in sweatpants with no underwear god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to know the difference amen

overbiters:

self-love is so important fuck right off if you tell me i love myself too much i spent a long time hating myself and miserable and i’m over that and you won’t take my happiness away from me

sourrpuss:

“i dont like short hair on girls” yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

wamerbros:

Watching halloweentown every Halloween has become a tradition for me